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A Conversation Entitled On Philip Pei

∞ posted 2 years ago in Philip Pei friend penis girls

1. kpm6411: see, Phil hangs out on a girls' floor in his off-time, so he has all the hook-ups...... I need to head over there more often and see if his influence can net me a babe
2. Ben Yang: he is miraculously popular among girls
3. Ben Yang: and he doesn't even realize it
4. kpm6411: yeah, it's weird..... doesn't seem like they want his penis tho..... which is where I come in
5. Ben Yang: /facepalm